Hacker News stories for 4 PM on Thursday Apr 26, 2012

0.990 Functional Programming in C++ comments

0.969 Entrepreneurs: Don’t Freak Out – You’re Not Alone comments

0.933 Automatic Performance Programming? comments

0.927 Networking for Introverts: 3 Tips for Success comments

0.926 Blog like a Venture Capitalist: Saying Nothing and Getting People to Believe It comments

0.925 Iranian Cyberthreat To U.S. A Growing Concern comments

0.903 Going organic hurts veggies, OK for legumes comments

0.807 Stalemate: Are you building a culture of silence? comments

0.724 US House passes CISPA comments

0.720 Uptime in High Volume Messaging Systems — Lessons Learned comments

0.699 How one answers simple math problem may predict belief in a religion comments

0.673 Silicon Valley’s Hottest New Start-Up Idea: Nothing comments

0.664 Here’s to the first release from MS Open Tech: Redis on Windows comments

0.644 Improve Your Resume & LinkedIn profile Fast, for Free comments

0.636 Compound Interest is for People Too comments

0.615 Ballmer Calculator: How much should you drink to reach the Ballmer Peak? comments

0.589 10 great Google font combinations you can copy comments

0.562 The Programming Ape, Coda Hale comments

0.556 Waterloo’s Next Five Years comments

0.549 Ghost.py is a webkit web client written in python comments

0.539 Software contracting legal clauses comments

0.507 Retrying AJAX Requests with jQuery ajaxPrefilter comments

0.502 C implementation of Markdown comments

0.498 timeline Evolution of the word “pivot” from the valley to the WSJ + Forbes comments

0.467 DBase reborn comments

0.448 Ikea cardboard camera holds 40 digital photos comments

0.432 Node-based audio patching in the browser comments

0.432 Cloud storage: a pricing and feature guide for consumers comments

0.426 New Site Blog: Internet Battles comments

0.417 Clean up your git comments

0.401 The Webbys Are Still Around? comments

0.392 Apple Building Off-Campus Cafeteria so Competitors Can’t Eavesdrop on Employees comments

0.373 FTC hires outside attorney in Google antitrust case comments

0.334 The Decline Of Android Foretells The Rise Of A Total Apple Monopoly comments

0.317 Nintendo Wii U rumors run wild – talks of Android integration comments

0.312 A Third Of Motorists Would Buy Self-Driving Cars comments

0.298 Your photos, simplified (Part II) comments

0.294 The Creative Persons Ransom comments

0.292 Steve Jobs Wanted To Be Willy Wonka comments

0.284 The House passes CISPA with a vote of 248 to 168 comments

0.283 Love in the Time of MapReduce (fiction) comments

0.279 Making it easy for the web to interact with the real world comments

0.275 Setting Up Lithium (Li3) PHP Framework on Ubuntu 11.10 comments

0.270 Amazon has won the Android tablet war – Kindle Fire has 54% of U.S. market share comments

0.267 Dawn spacecraft reveals secrets of giant asteroid Vesta comments

0.192 Debug in the Cloud: Java Debugger for eXo Cloud IDE comments

0.183 The end of ebook development comments

0.075 Amazon’s Q1 2012: Revenue Up 34 Percent To $13.2B, Net Income Down 35 Percent comments

0.075 Don’t have a list of tasks to do today that will still be there tomorrow. comments

0.070 Twoplustwo forums down by hackers comments

0.069 Google Expected Android Honeycomb Tablets to Have 33 Percent Marketshare in 2011 comments

0.056 Steve Jobs reportedly pushed for ad-supported version of Mac OS 9 comments

0.050 Chrome: 3x slower comments

0.046 Hacker Jailed For Stealing Facebook’s Source Code Claims Innocence comments

0.032 Show HN: Dabble - Location based photo journal comments

0.022 4 Insights from a Hacker News Launch comments

0.012 Show HN: Beautiful Vim Cheat-sheet Poster comments